Sometimes video game titles are just confusing. Like, why is Borderlands called Borderlands and not Vault Hunting for Dummies? What even qualifies as the Borderlands if it’s on multiple planets? Well, let’s take a few games and see if we can fix this problem to make the titles a bit more accurate…
Fire Emblem Awakening= Live. Die. Reset.
The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time= Link: The Musical
Borderlands 2= Kill Jack Vol. 1
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe= Man, I was just in ___ place!
Super Mario Party= The Curse of the Pointless Bonus Stars
Diablo 3= Loot Attention Deficit Disorder
Death Road To Canada= Zombie Trail
League of Legends= Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click
Sonic Generations= Quick Mulligan
Super Smash Bros= I Lost My Jump
Dynasty Warriors= One Button Over and Over Again, Then Another Button
Super Mario 64= I Pressed It To Jump
Spider-Man PS4= The Arkham Crawler
Counter-Strike= Ban AWP
Warcraft III= For the Hotkeys!
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic= Saint or Demon by M. Knight Shymalan
Marvel VS Capcom= Button Mash and Pray
Final Fantasy XV= Give Us A Remake Already
Kingdom Hearts= Something Something Darkness Something Something
Fortnite= Cancer
Have any other ideas for alternative video game names? Let me know, maybe I’ll make another short list when I get the chance.
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